manol

Pretty much I have too much internet storage to know what to do with, so i'm sharing it all with YOU.

ALL OF YOU

Basically if you ever need to host something it will be hosted on:

http://mountview.lefresh.com

The FTP details so you can upload things are the following:

Server Address: lefresh.com
Username: mountview@lefresh.com
Password: password

You can upload whatever you want and put it on any forum you want or whatever the fuck you want to use it for.

This is better than using Rapidshit or any other hosting service.

If you have any questions, comment and I will get back to you.

Love Manol
xxx

Okay pretty much for my 19th I am having a MEAT PARTY at my house and then we're going to Mountview for good times.

Date: 19/5/07
Time: 3:00pm > Onwards till very late
Where: My Place (If you want my address, contact me) and then Mountview

Basically I need to know if you are coming to know how much meat to buy.

Berko, there will be vegetariansims for you.

Love
Manol

Anyone down for going to the city this Saturday night?

Meet at Flinders at like 7:30-8ish?

Let me know.

>> Anonymous 04/13/07(Fri)03:04:11 No.24414560

9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It's allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.

Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her VAGINA with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her VAGINA. I had seriously underestimated this VAGINA's liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her VAGINA and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:29 PM):
HP fandom has lots of retards
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:29 PM):
dream about being married to snape
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:29 PM):
and set up a shrine
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:29 PM):
TRU STOREY
Manol says (10:30 PM):
its kind of like Linux...I think that Linux crazyfucks and HP crazyfucks should both hook up together
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:30 PM):
they'd both be confused
Manol says (10:30 PM):
no, they would both be perfect for eachother because they are both as stupid, ignorant and fanatical as eachother
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:32 PM):
and one group is solely male and one is solely female
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:32 PM):
so it could work
Manol says (10:32 PM):
yes exactly
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:33 PM):
the HP insane slash fans will go 'they have a penis! they have magical boy powerz giggle i'l let them do their computery thing i'm sure they're talking to their boyfriends!'
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:33 PM):
and the linux fans will go : 'vagina'
jiraiya - seme automatic says (10:33 PM):
and it'll all work out
Manol says (10:34 PM):
and you know what, they both have extreme cases of insecurity, so instead of retarded relationships where one partner is really insecure, THEY BOTH CANCEL EACHOTHER OUT
Manol says (10:34 PM):
so it REALLY IS perfect

Meat Party Cancelled.

I'm broke.

Car broke down.

If you are all willing to put in BEFORE the date, thats fine, but chances are i sitll wont have enough as some people cant netbank etc.

Okay guys,

WHOEVER IS COMING TO THE MEAT PARTY THIS SATURDAY THE 10TH FEBURARY TO CELEBRATE SCOTT COMING OUT OF HIS MONTH OF VEGETARIANISM

PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME HERE

IT IS $10 A HEAD, I AM FUCKED FOR MONEY AT THE MOMENT.

SO IM BEING A SHITHEAD THE SPIT ROAST MACHINE IS LIKE $70 AND THE LAMB IS LIKE $120 SO IT WOULD FUCK ME UP IF YOU DIDNT BRING SOME $$$.

I NEED TO KNOW,

LOVE MANOL

Okay, at work we're going on a boat around the bay or something like that for the staff christmas party, we can bring a friend.

Due to me only being there for 2 months or so, I would like to take them up on that offer.

The night is on the 14th December.

Whoever comes up with the most creative response as to why they want to come on this boat, THEY ARE CHOSEN. I'm pretty sure there is alcohol etc there and free food etc.

IT'S A BOAT!

Don't let me resort to posting this on 4chons.

HALLO,

TO CELEBRATE THE END OF YEAR 12, I AM PLANNING A DINNER OF CONSUMING CALORIES OUR BELOVED SMORGIES.
THIS VENTURE WILL TAKE PLACE ON MONDAY 13TH NOVEMBER.

PLEASE GET THERE FROM 6:30-7:00, TIME TO BE CONFIRMED YOU WILL BE TOLD IF THE TIME CHANGES.

YOU ARE ALL INVITED, IF PEOPLE WANT TO WE CAN GO SOMEWHERE AFTERWARDS, I WOULD BE UP FOR IT. IF NOT WE CAN SAVE IT FOR SOME WEEKEND OR SOMETHING..

THE ADDRESS FOR SMORGIES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GO BEFORE IS

SMORGIES WARRIGAL ROAD
415 WARRIGAL ROAD, ITS PAST CHADSTONE AND MEGAMART.

I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE.

LOVE MANOL
XOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Scott - To Love When Circumstance May Lead Someone Away From You and Not to Spend the Time Just Doubting says (10:31 PM):
bobby went out on idol
Manol - Everyone's A V.I.P To Someone says (10:31 PM):
ARE YOU FOR REALS?
Scott - To Love When Circumstance May Lead Someone Away From You and Not to Spend the Time Just Doubting says (10:31 PM):
yes
Manol - Everyone's A V.I.P To Someone says (10:31 PM):
OMFG
Scott - To Love When Circumstance May Lead Someone Away From You and Not to Spend the Time Just Doubting says (10:31 PM):
i am cut
Manol - Everyone's A V.I.P To Someone says (10:32 PM):
its because australians are fucking spastics
Scott - To Love When Circumstance May Lead Someone Away From You and Not to Spend the Time Just Doubting says (10:32 PM):
thats not fair on spastics
Scott - To Love When Circumstance May Lead Someone Away From You and Not to Spend the Time Just Doubting says (10:33 PM):
at least spastics like radiohead
Manol - Everyone's A V.I.P To Someone says (10:34 PM):
ROFL

Bregitta. Dudley. says (8:30 PM):
ONLY BECAUSE YOURE MANOL
AND BECAUSE SUPERGLUE IS ON SALE AT YOUR WORK

This is how much of a chick magnet I am, I ask for something and this is what I get.
Superglue.

I love myself.

This post clearly illustrates the mental capacity of those working at Safeway Mentone.
To put this into context this is in the milk fridge at work and they are referring to milk crates.

Enjoy.







Also, this happeend last night
2 girls were being absolute bitches in the store, yelling and screaming and squealing, knocking shit over. So I though ive had enough of this shit, spoiling my night. So as I was temporaily working in the express lane that night as it was busy, they came up and wnated to buy ciggies, I asked for ID, one of them gave me ID and the other didnt, so I go:

"Okay, ive seen your id, where's yours?"
"THEY'RE NOT FOR HER THEY'RE FOR MY BOYFRIEND"
"I dont care I need to see her ID, to make sure you're not buying them for her"
"NO THATS RIDICULOUS, IVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BEFORE"
"You've heard it now, I need ID, its the law"
"(name), GO WAIT IN THE CAR THEN AND ILL BUY THEM SEPERATELY"
"Good work, now you're trying to cheat the system, im not risking my job because you're an idiot, get out, now you dont get any cigarettes at all"
"THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT"
"Get out"
*girl leaves in a hurry*

I know this was mean and a shithead thing to do but I was feeling annoyed and they annoyed me, anyone else I would not of done this too.

I can't beleive this is my interests collage:

lj-cut text="My Interests Collage!">

I bidded for a bass on ebay the other day and lost, all of a sudden I get an email from the 'supposed' seller saying I have a second chance to buy it at my original bid of $560. I was totally suspicious at first as 'if its too good to be true, it probably is". So this is how ive progressed with the scammer so far.


This is the original e-mail I received from him.


Testing the waters, this is when I knew for reals it was a scam.


This is gibberish and made no sense, as the auction had already finished how could I continue the transaction through ebay?


Yes, like contacting ebay to send me an invoice will work.


This was actually a really fucking good fake invoice, here is a link below to the invoice, the rest will make ALOT of sense once you read the invoice

THE INVOICE


Yes, im sure you are A BIG BUSINESSMAN WHO CHANGES BANK ACCOUNTS IN A WHIM WITHIN 8 HOURS OF AN AUCTION FINISHING.


He's getting frustrated.


Oh boy, more frustration.


I'm pushing the boundaries.


I BLEW IT!~!~~!~!~! OKAY IM PATCHING THINGS UP, Hopefully he takes the bait.

Ill keep you updated.

Croperz says (11:08 AM):
in reference to your msn name
Manol - Goth Girls - Because Restraining Fat With Bondage Harnesses Is Cool, Right? says (11:08 AM):
yes
Croperz says (11:08 AM):
this is what they are trying to emulate
http://www.woolworths.com.au/resources/boneless-pork-leg2.gif
Manol - Goth Girls - Because Restraining Fat With Bondage Harnesses Is Cool, Right? says (11:09 AM):
ROFL CROPERZ
that is an amazing image

Today I also met the man who played in the power rangers theme song.

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SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PREMIERE NIGHT THIS THURSDAY UPDATE

okay, The tickets have been bought today, 20 tickets, this is a row and a bit at the southland cinemas. I bought 20 just in case added people come etc.

TICKETS ARE $11 EACH. PLEASE BRING MONEY ON THE DAY AS I HAVE TO REPAY THE CREDIT CARD HOLDER, THIS BEING MY MOTHER.

We are meeting at
6:00PM NEAR THE MOVIES, this means generally the giant spearmen which could be aboriginal near the cinemas.

This leaves us ample time to get food etc and for the late comers to come straggling in.

THE MOVIE STARTS AT 7:20.

IF THERE ARE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS/COMMENTS PLEASE POST BELOW.

THIS POST IS IN EXTRA LARGE WRITING TO GET ALL YOUR DAMN'ED ATTENTION, BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SO SHIT AT ORGANISING THINGS.